Terence Higgs

toastysocks@gmail.com — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 16:31:19 GMT

This is the worst day of my life.

toastysocks@gmail.com — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 22:17:42 GMT

It's so cold it feels like my bollocks have been transfigured into ice cubes.

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toastysocks@gmail.com — Thu, 01 Jan 2009 08:40:28 GMT

I was made to do this against my will

Year: 2004. Or it was
Age: (Read more ...)

toastysocks@gmail.com — Fri, 26 Dec 2008 03:56:29 GMT

Thank fuck that's over with.

toastysocks@gmail.com — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 15:57:05 GMT

Swans are real bastards. Does anyone know how to get rid of them?

Lavender, I (Read more ...)

toastysocks@gmail.com — Sun, 07 Dec 2008 02:03:41 GMT

I always forget how much I hate Christmas until I have to go shopping. Apparent (Read more ...)

toastysocks@gmail.com — Sat, 29 Nov 2008 19:00:20 GMT

If one more person asks me to sign their petition to stop people from smoking in (Read more ...)

toastysocks@gmail.com — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 06:06:10 GMT

I'm not going back in my flat until those se (Read more ...)

toastysocks@gmail.com — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 05:57:31 GMT

I don't like Halloween. It turns people into bigger arseholes than usual. I do (Read more ...)

toastysocks@gmail.com — Sat, 11 Oct 2008 03:06:54 GMT

Who knew punching a mime can get you arrested? Not me until about an hour ago.

toastysocks@gmail.com — Sat, 27 Sep 2008 02:51:40 GMT

If anyone would care to settle a debate, which name is sluttier - Daisy o (Read more ...)

toastysocks@gmail.com — Sun, 21 Sep 2008 19:57:48 GMT

Georgina, did you sneak into my flat this morning sometime? You're not trapped i (Read more ...)

toastysocks@gmail.com — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 20:07:14 GMT

Oh, Merlin, I feel like shite. Does anyone know a good potion for stomach aches (Read more ...)

toastysocks@gmail.com — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 04:15:57 GMT

What the fuck is this shite? A quarantine? If I die of Dragon Pox, I'm going t (Read more ...)

toastysocks@gmail.com — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 20:39:21 GMT

Mother fucking demon plants! Where did these damn things come from? And more i (Read more ...)

toastysocks@gmail.com — Sun, 24 Aug 2008 03:03:20 GMT

If human beings were really meant to swim, we would have fins and scales and all (Read more ...)

toastysocks@gmail.com — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 00:58:56 GMT

WHAT IN THE FLYING FUCK? THIS S (Read more ...)

toastysocks@gmail.com — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 22:02:45 GMT

This is the oddest fortune I've ever had in a fortune cookie before. "Scream ca (Read more ...)

toastysocks@gmail.com — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 17:22:28 GMT

I don't know how much longer I can take living here! First that damn marching b (Read more ...)

toastysocks@gmail.com — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 23:55:00 GMT

Oh no! Someone stole all my beer and left the bottles out on the table! That i (Read more ...)

toastysocks@gmail.com — Sun, 20 Jul 2008 19:10:41 GMT

I hate horses! I hate them even more than I did before, which was a lot. I did (Read more ...)

toastysocks@gmail.com — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 23:04:24 GMT

I'm never going on holiday again. This is the worst thing that's happened to me (Read more ...)

toastysocks@gmail.com — Sun, 06 Jul 2008 23:34:18 GMT

Ugh, even my beer tastes like corn now. This is unacceptable!

toastysocks@gmail.com — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 18:00:39 GMT

I don't understand how a country a few hundred miles away can be so much closer (Read more ...)

toastysocks@gmail.com — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 20:29:55 GMT

I really want to get married. Georgina, will you marry me? I know don't have m (Read more ...)