Terence Higgs

dontgothere @ 2009-01-23T09:28:00

2009-01-23T16:31:19Z

This is the worst day of my life.

dontgothere @ 2009-01-07T14:59:00

2009-01-07T22:17:42Z

It's so cold it feels like my bollocks have been transfigured into ice cubes.

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dontgothere @ 2009-01-01T01:10:00

2009-01-01T08:40:28Z

I was made to do this against my will

Year: 2004. Or it was
Age: (Read more ...)

dontgothere @ 2008-12-25T20:55:00

2008-12-26T03:56:29Z

Thank fuck that's over with.

dontgothere @ 2008-12-19T08:50:00

2008-12-19T15:57:05Z

Swans are real bastards. Does anyone know how to get rid of them?

Lavender, I (Read more ...)

dontgothere @ 2008-12-06T18:30:00

2008-12-07T02:03:41Z

I always forget how much I hate Christmas until I have to go shopping. Apparent (Read more ...)

dontgothere @ 2008-11-29T10:32:00

2008-11-29T19:00:20Z

If one more person asks me to sign their petition to stop people from smoking in (Read more ...)

dontgothere @ 2008-11-10T23:00:00

2008-11-11T06:06:10Z

I'm not going back in my flat until those se (Read more ...)

dontgothere @ 2008-10-30T22:52:00

2008-10-31T05:57:31Z

I don't like Halloween. It turns people into bigger arseholes than usual. I do (Read more ...)

dontgothere @ 2008-10-10T20:01:00

2008-10-11T03:06:54Z

Who knew punching a mime can get you arrested? Not me until about an hour ago.

dontgothere @ 2008-09-26T19:48:00

2008-09-27T02:51:40Z

If anyone would care to settle a debate, which name is sluttier - Daisy o (Read more ...)

dontgothere @ 2008-09-21T12:51:00

2008-09-21T19:57:48Z

Georgina, did you sneak into my flat this morning sometime? You're not trapped i (Read more ...)

dontgothere @ 2008-09-16T13:06:00

2008-09-16T20:07:14Z

Oh, Merlin, I feel like shite. Does anyone know a good potion for stomach aches (Read more ...)

dontgothere @ 2008-09-10T21:09:00

2008-09-11T04:15:57Z

What the fuck is this shite? A quarantine? If I die of Dragon Pox, I'm going t (Read more ...)

dontgothere @ 2008-09-03T12:49:00

2008-09-03T20:39:21Z

Mother fucking demon plants! Where did these damn things come from? And more i (Read more ...)

dontgothere @ 2008-08-23T19:54:00

2008-08-24T03:03:20Z

If human beings were really meant to swim, we would have fins and scales and all (Read more ...)

dontgothere @ 2008-08-17T17:43:00

2008-08-18T00:58:56Z

WHAT IN THE FLYING FUCK? THIS S (Read more ...)

dontgothere @ 2008-08-14T14:55:00

2008-08-14T22:02:45Z

This is the oddest fortune I've ever had in a fortune cookie before. "Scream ca (Read more ...)

dontgothere @ 2008-08-06T09:46:00

2008-08-06T17:22:28Z

I don't know how much longer I can take living here! First that damn marching b (Read more ...)

dontgothere @ 2008-07-30T16:51:00

2008-07-30T23:55:00Z

Oh no! Someone stole all my beer and left the bottles out on the table! That i (Read more ...)

dontgothere @ 2008-07-20T12:05:00

2008-07-20T19:10:41Z

I hate horses! I hate them even more than I did before, which was a lot. I did (Read more ...)

dontgothere @ 2008-07-15T15:57:00

2008-07-15T23:04:24Z

I'm never going on holiday again. This is the worst thing that's happened to me (Read more ...)

dontgothere @ 2008-07-06T16:33:00

2008-07-06T23:34:18Z

Ugh, even my beer tastes like corn now. This is unacceptable!

dontgothere @ 2008-07-02T10:31:00

2008-07-02T18:00:39Z

I don't understand how a country a few hundred miles away can be so much closer (Read more ...)

dontgothere @ 2008-06-12T13:20:00

2008-06-12T20:29:55Z

I really want to get married. Georgina, will you marry me? I know don't have m (Read more ...)